(Source: Spend Matters)

1) Agree with the Head of the company even if you disagree.

(Source: Blemishednapkins)

2) Have no point of view.

(Source: The Deadz)

3) Don’t be vocal. People might think you’re a smart ass.

(Source: Cartoon Stock)

4) Never try to do anything different. Just plod along.

(Source: Tom Richmond)

5) Say something in meetings that doesn’t mean anything.

(Source: Common Sense Evaluation)

6) Ask for as many free presentations and ideas as possible from suppliers.

(Source: Cartoon Stock)

7) Pretend to be doing something when you’re doing nothing,

(Source: Cartoon Brew)

8) Pass the buck.

(Source: Ebay Img)

9) Blame everyone else for your mistakes.

(Source: My Blog 4 U)

10) Use the words, “We’re doing fantastic/fabulous/wonderful” in all internal meetings.

(Source: Black Grape)