(Source: Spend Matters)
1) Agree with the Head of the company even if you disagree.
(Source: Blemishednapkins)
2) Have no point of view.
(Source: The Deadz)
3) Don’t be vocal. People might think you’re a smart ass.
(Source: Cartoon Stock)
4) Never try to do anything different. Just plod along.
(Source: Tom Richmond)
5) Say something in meetings that doesn’t mean anything.
(Source: Common Sense Evaluation)
6) Ask for as many free presentations and ideas as possible from suppliers.
(Source: Cartoon Stock)
7) Pretend to be doing something when you’re doing nothing,
(Source: Cartoon Brew)
8) Pass the buck.
(Source: Ebay Img)
9) Blame everyone else for your mistakes.
(Source: My Blog 4 U)
10) Use the words, “We’re doing fantastic/fabulous/wonderful” in all internal meetings.
(Source: Black Grape)